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You’ve heard of the blockchain. You know all about Cryptocurrency. You’ve seen NFTs. But do you know the real secret behind the system? No, we’re not talking about Satoshi Nakamoto, the secret creator of Bitcoin. We’re talking about something far bigger. It's a secret that would make you gag… quite literally.
Let us introduce you to the Blockchain Fart Gang! A team of brave, yet smelly soldiers dedicated to keeping the blockchain safe from the enemies of Crypto. No one knows where the Blockchain Fart Gang came from or how they formed. All we know is they have severe IBS and gastrointestinal problems. Normally, this would be an absolute nightmare to deal with, but the Blockchain Fart Gang have found a way to harness their gas for good!
You see, the Blockchain Fart Gang are far more than their IBS tummies may seem. They are genius-level rocket scientists too! Over the last two years, they have developed a very advanced science that allows them to build rockets capable of shrinking to a near subatomic size which are flown straight into the blockchain to specifically hunt down bad characters and force them out of the blockchain nodes. They call them… the Smart Fart Rockets!
The mixture of the rocket's flames along with Blockchain Fart Gang farts creates an explosion so intense, fiery, and smelly that no bad characters could ever stick around. That’s a very powerful fart indeed!
The Blockchain Fart Gang monitors the blockchain 24 hours a day, 365 days a year – with no exceptions. But staying away for that long requires a lot of energy. Energy drinks, ice cream, milkshakes, beans, veggies and more. Of course, none of it agrees with their stomachs though. Our experts have found that when a Blockchain Fart Gang member drinks an energy drink, for example, they emit a foul red, smoky stench. Each food and drink appears to create different smells with different colored smoke. But the BFG needs your help. Building all these rockets is expensive, not to mention the constant supply of gas-inducing food! The Blockchain Fart Gang needs funding to keep the bad characters away from our safe Crypto investments. That’s where you come in!
The Blockchain Fart Gang is now releasing its very own NFT collection to celebrate all the amazing, gassy work they do on the blockchain. You can spot a BFG character from their trademark cocked leg, primed to let out a devastating fart. Each NFT comes with its smoke color, depending on what the BFG member had for breakfast that morning. Some show the rockets primed to blow, while others show the aftermath, bad characters and all.
Every Blockchain Fart Gang NFT comes with commercial rights and is digitally drawn, producing the most beautiful farts to grace the Blockchain and the most unique art to grace your NFT collection.
Welcome to the Blockchain Fart Gang! Feel free to let it rip!
